Comments on: You’re Welcome!: Who Do I Have to F**king Bribe to Get an Award?

By: casual observer

casual observer — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 02:03:38 +0000

lame.

By: Melissa Surach

Melissa Surach — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:06:44 +0000

Please come to City Hall tomorrow at 6:00 pm. They’re introducing a resolution about how great I am or at least persistent, and I need a cheering section.

If you get there early and sign up, you can speak on my behalf.

Thanks for the support!
Melissa

By: David

David — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:02:39 +0000

Who do you have to bribe? That would be everyone. Well everyone except Fulop and maybe Richardson. Good luck!

By: Mr. French

Mr. French — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:43:04 +0000

That was wonderful. Please do it again!

In the meantime, is there a list of stand-in award recipients you could join? You know how occasionally there is a defect with a Miss America or something. Maybe you could be the fill-in. Or maybe you could go to award ceremonies and be the person who accepts on behalf of the recipient who couldn’t attend. All sorts of possibilities… Sounds as legitimate as being Paris Hilton or Mariano Vega.

By: Nugn

Nugn — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 06:53:44 +0000

Fucking great talent. I’d love you to keep this up.

But you might have to go the Homer S get-dumber path to get recognition.

By: popzerophoto

popzerophoto — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 18:56:06 +0000

A few more of Melissa at the rally:
http://yfrog.com/0iimgp4915j
http://yfrog.com/70imgp4917j

By: Pinky

Pinky — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:21:45 +0000

Melissa~ My hero, too funny!

By: RoBeast Rollie

RoBeast Rollie — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:20:02 +0000

So the streets of Jersey City ARE paved with gold…

tears.

By: Kelly

Kelly — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 03:20:50 +0000

What a great article. Hilarious.

By: casual observer

casual observer — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 01:41:52 +0000

20 or so years ago, there was a columnist for the Jersey City Reporter named Sally Deering who wrote similar humor pieces.

She wasn’t funny either.