Posts Tagged ‘city awards’

You’re Welcome!: Life After Honor

By • Mar 15th, 2010 • Category: Arts, Featured

On Sept. 25, 2009, the City Council voted unanimously to honor me. Although I was disappointed that my dog wasn’t allowed to join me in the chambers that day, I was almost happy for once. I’d been publicly nagging the council for an award for nearly a year, and I’d finally seen the fruits of [...]



You’re Welcome!: Who Do I Have to F**king Bribe to Get an Award?

By • Aug 20th, 2009 • Category: Arts, Featured

Editor’s note: This is the first installment of ‘You’re Welcome!,’ a column documenting Melissa Surach’s ongoing struggle to receive an award from City Hall. Hello. My name is Melissa Surach and I am a writer/comedian/model/actress/filmmaker/artist/philosopher and waitress. A few weeks ago, I publicly threatened to hold a rally at City Hall to protest Not Having [...]

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