You’re Welcome!: Who Do I Have to F**king Bribe to Get an Award?
By Melissa Surach • Aug 20th, 2009 • Category: Arts, FeaturedEditor’s note: This is the first installment of ‘You’re Welcome!,’ a column documenting Melissa Surach’s ongoing struggle to receive an award from City Hall.
Hello. My name is Melissa Surach and I am a writer/comedian/model/actress/filmmaker/artist/philosopher and waitress. A few weeks ago, I publicly threatened to hold a rally at City Hall to protest Not Having an [...]




